Be A Dumb Bitch

bruh.......honey was better mayonnaise is just u torturing urself   reply

Recently I came out, and as a gift, my best friends took me to a sex store and bought me a lot of toys. So when I came back from college on spring break, I stayed at my father's house. One day while everyone was away I decided to whip out my new dildo; I was totally in my own world, and didn't hear my father open the front door to the house. But so......   reply

My best friend told me that one time he got home from school, thinking he beat everyone home, and decided it was a good time to log into his favorite porn site to jerk off. He said he was too busy "violently cumming" to hear when his dad walked into the room. His dad cleared his throat and my friend made eye contact with him, penis in hand. My bes......   2 reply

id prefer to be honey. mayonnaise is gross   reply