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thank you for that useful information   reply

oh, poor banana had to be violated like that..   reply

My dad walked in on me in high school, and I couldn't get my vibrator to shut off, so I kept talking to cover the humming noises. On another note, I walked in on him in our study watching porn and he couldn't get the remote to change the channel, so I guess we are even.   1 reply

Oh I know! A dick is easier to finish than a rubik's cube!   1 reply

to those who asked, no, we don't mix it with honey. just mayonnaise is enough, the more simple the better. y'all should try them   reply