Be A Dumb Bitch

So one day I decided to try something a little different. I figured looking at some naughty stuff on a bigger screen would make for a better experience. So, I used the internet browser on the Wii in my living room to do just that, while my parents were out of the house. I was going at it fully naked, because why not? And then, suddenly, I heard foo......   3 reply

I was really drunk one night at a friend’s house. He was asleep, and his mom had gone to work (night shift). Well, I’m laying on the couch, and I grab my laptop to look at some porn. Next thing I know, it’s morning. I had fallen asleep before doing anything. My laptop is on the coffee table, with the lid closed. I think nothing about it. Then......   reply

The husband decided to make his password “my dick,” but his wife fell on the floor laughing. The computer said the password was too short.   2 reply

Then the librarian told me to take it out.   2 reply

She choked   3 reply

That's rough buddy   reply