Lmao

It had been the darkest of night, with only the moon lighting the sky. I was awakened by the cold, yet soothing breeze. "I shall go for a stroll" I had thought. I arrived at the fountain. I stared at the glistening water for what felt like forever. I then was entranced by the shining moonlight, walking around the garden aimlessly.

It was not long after that I was met by a divine beauty. They shone as bright as the sun, on this pitch-black night. "What may your name be?" They asked, cheeks rosy. "Oh, dear, my name is Shartpissbaby, I'm so sorry I did not notice you, as I was lost in my thoughts." They seemed to get redder, almost as red as the roses in the garden. Red cheeks were a perfect fit for their brilliant facial features. Their curly eyelashes, Shining hair, plump lips... I was snapped out of my trance with their flustered words. "A-Ah, PLEASE MARRY ME!"

I stared for a minute, confused of what just happened. I then reddened. I could feel my face, so hot, almost as if I had a fever. "Oh! Well, I-I suppose..." I said, stuttering due to my shyness. As the mysterious beauty took me into the moonlight, the world had brightened up. I knew from there, this person, this beauty, was going to make my life brighter. Being my sun.

Though your name might be Useless カス, you are the most important thing to me. I hope I shall continue to be your muse.

- Shartpissbaby