What The Heck Is Wrong With Me

y’all know tik tok right? so i was sitting next to my friend and i heard the song ‘my and my husband’ by mitski. i was like ‘oh no’ bc i feel like tik tok ruins songs. i know i sound like i’m gate keeping and i am, but i can’t help but feel this way. and i really wanted mitski off the app bc i wanted to be the lgbtq+ community’s secret. i can’t help but feel this way, please help change my mentality, i don’t want to be this way.

i am on my hands and knees begging you to tell me tiktok isn’t bad and it doesn’t ruin songs. please

-your panicked lesbian