i wanna try peeing with it...like...play a distance game...to see how far i can aim and stuff...then i wanna run around naked and try out a yaoi relationship cuz yaoi makes it look smexy asf... reply
First of all I would play with my new 'lil friend. Next I would DEFINITELY find 2 guys that are willing to have sex with me..one as the Uke and one as the Seme (≧∀≦). If we add a girl to the sandwich the sex scene would be simply awesome reply
I mean I can already get pregnant in this universe lmao and I'd probably be an omega or some weak ass thing and get raped so hell no and I don't even read omegaverse for the very specific reason that mpreg grosses me out and it's like the inflation of rape culture but who am I to judge reply
I'd be male and yeah so I'd obviously masturbate and try to find my prostate gland because it sounds really awesome, then I'd freak out because I'd realise that this isn't a dream but then rejoice because I'd never have to get my period ever again and then I'd probably find some guy or girl to fuck because I'm bi lmao and I don't have to worry abou...... reply
