Okay guys, I've began a House MD fanfiction called ''Amnesia was her name'' and its about House overdosing and when he wakes up he forgets everybody he's ever known. my goal is atleast 1k words per chapter.
But im still really new to writing so id love any advice/constructive criticism from anyone who likes to write.
It's on quotev, my user is sillybilly17 or ''Wilson my Beloved.''
Check it out!! (please, id really super appreciate it)
But im still really new to writing so id love any advice/constructive criticism from anyone who likes to write.
It's on quotev, my user is sillybilly17 or ''Wilson my Beloved.''
Check it out!! (please, id really super appreciate it)
YOU thought I'm gonna trauma dump? Lol!
Continuing my fanfic of Liu Mingyan x Sha Hualing heheheheheh
You already know who I am, so be as brutal as you can in your comments.
( Believe me this is my first time creating a question, check my account)
DO NOT hold back.
Disclaimers:
1. I’m not a lesbian. I’m straight.
2.This isn’t meant to represent the lesbian community
3.Also, I have no idea about Chinese culture outside of manhuas.
4.I have no ideas on how lesbian relationship work ( obviously)
Liu Mingyan (Female) x Sha Hualing(Female)
MODERN AU
—-----PART 1:-----------
Following the wedding, there is an after party, and one of the grooms delivers a speech. Shen Jiu, known for his literary skills, is expected to deliver a speech that will satisfy family and friends. The wedding was elegant and classy,with the exception of Lou Binghe, who couldn't resist revealing his cry baby side,but above all, it was an occasion of happiness. Both grooms decided to bid farewell and all of the guests sincerely congratulated them.
Well, not Sha Hualing.
At one of the tables, a woman with dark long hair, wearing dark eyeshadow and bold red lipstick, was crying her eyes out, drunk, and mumbling about how she should be with Luo Binghe today, and you can only imagine how people reacted to seeing someone act this way at someone else's wedding! Some even whispered about escorting her out.
Hearing that, her friend whispered: "You should have listened to me and not drank!" “You're humiliating yourself". Sha Hualing's friend, Ning Yingying was relieved they were at the corner table farther away from the stage. Ever since Shen Jiu's speech started, she began drinking wine, and 30 minutes later, even after the grooms had left, she was still going at it!
Sha Hualing eager to say something with her disheveled hair and ruined makeup.
"I..-I reaĺlllllly tried learning that poetry and stuff but, professor Shen is just too good"
"And I thought Luo Binghe was into the bad girl vibe, but Shen Jiu is the polar opposite of me, exquisite, classy, and sophisticated- uhhh, what's the word? Dem demurred?
Ning Yingying , wiped her own face in irritation. Sha Hualing is a wonderful person, however she can come across as too strong at first, but after they get to know her, they will understand how caring she truly is. The hardest part is seeing how kind she is as a stranger.
"Aiyaa, Please, stop drinking already"
She seized the bottle of wine from her and got up.
"What should I do, Ning Yingying??" she asked painfully, and hugging her.
…
"What should I do? I already tried getting Lou Binghe into a lavender marriage, but he doesn't want it. He-he looks so happy today, and I am happy for him. He really went to a hole of a needle for Professor Shen, and it hurts that he didn't even give 0.001% of that effort in our relationship, even if it was just an arranged marriage."
…
"Ning Yingying ?"
"Ning Yingying ? Why are you not speaking?"
After receiving no reaction, Sha Hualing looked up and was surprised to see her junior back in college!
Liu Mingyan
Ning Yingying left as soon as she spoke to get her( Sha Hualing's) younger brother and tell him to bring home this drunkard already,however, Sha Hualing did not hear her.
She quickly rubs off her tear stains,but in the process her lip stick has smeared even more.
In contrast to her, Lou Mingyan appeared cold, composed, and beautiful, as expected from their family's genes. As Sha Hualing looked at her closely, she became conscious of her appearance, so she tried sitting up straight and combed her hair with her hands. Lou Mingyan looked surreal even at university, but tonight she's even more radiant.
Of course, people can't help but wonder why a well known woman would be with someone as bitter as Sha Hualing?!?!
Sha Hualing chose to break the silence between the two of them, knowing that her junior is a woman of few words.
"Ahem.. Sorry about that, I thought you were my friend.
"hmm it's okay"
"Sorry you just have to see me like this"
Liu Mingyan paused before replying:
"It's okay, I know what you feel"
Sha Hualing chuckled and said:
"Yes, haha..." Thank you for trying to cheer me up."
"No, I really do, that's why I attended the wedding"
Sha Hualing's eyes began to water again, and her ears reddened. She asked:
" You, don't tell me..-"
Liu Mingyan nodded, as if she were entertained.
Meanwhile, Sha Hualing felt a sense of camaraderie.
She suddenly hugged Liu Mingyan !
And began speaking things!
"I knew it! You also like Lou Binghe,that's why you used to follow me around back in uni!”
She continued to ramble while hugging Liu Mingyan .
"I know, I know, its okay to cry, just let it out Liu Mingyan "
Unbeknownst to Sha Hualing, Liu Mingyan is far from sad.
—-----PART 2:-----------
Sha Hualing woke up with a splitting headache.
“Well, at least I didn’t end up waking up under an unfamiliar ceiling,” she thought.
But the pain doubled when someone banged on her door!
“Sha Hualing! You’re finally awake? Open the door!”
Sha Hualing rolled her eyes. That was her worrisome younger brother. She was sure it was the same litany of, “You’re an embarrassment when it comes to Lou Binghe!” or, “You don’t think when it comes to Lou Binghe!”
And okay, those were true, but she could assure her brother that now that Lou Binghe was married, she had no interest in him anymore… well, she still had some, but no more trying to shoot her shots.
“Yeah, yeah, I’m going,” she muttered.
Whatever it was, she wasn’t going to deal with it. It was Sunday, and she was going to laze around.
When she opened her door:
“What?”
Her brother immediately shoved his phone in her face, and because of the light, she had to blink to focus on what exactly she was looking at.
“Hmmm?” she muttered, followed by, “Uhh?”
After a moment:
“That’s… me hugging Liu Mingyan, laughing as I was whispering random shit to her because I WAS DRUNK!”
Sha Hualing couldn’t believe the headline of the tabloid:
“An unknown musician trying to seduce an A++ producer to climb the corporate ladder. More to read-”
And below that, a video from yesterday showed Sha Hualing embarrassingly trying to kabedon Liu Mingyan, but she was the short person!
But this was taken out of context, as Sha Hualing remembered she had been thrown off balance from her drunkenness, and while walking beside Liu Mingyan, she had tried to steady herself, accidentally kabedon-ing Liu Mingyan with her arms across the wall, trapping her.
Sha Hualing clearly remembered Liu Mingyan softly smiling and saying, “It’s okay.”
Sha Hualing shoved the phone back to her brother and told him,
“So what? I’m an unknown musician uploading on soundcloud with a day job from home. This’ll die down!”
But her brother didn’t back down. He grabbed the phone back and resumed the video for Sha Hualing.
“Jie-jie, please finish the video!”
After that kabedon, Sha Hualing could be seen staring up at Liu Mingyan for a second. Then there was an exchange of words. Liu Mingyan had a gentle expression and whispered something to Sha Hualing. Sha Hualing smiled back, then tiptoed. Seeing this, Liu Mingyan had to lower her head a bit to accommodate the shorter person, but all of a sudden, Sha Hualing gave her a peck on the lips.
WHAT? WAS? THAT?
The whole video wasn’t even vulgar. It looked like a normal couple going home from a party, tipsy, without a care in the world one amused by the silly antics of their partner, one being adorable but both trusting each other enough that they would go home together.
Well… that was the problem. They WERE NOT A COUPLE!
“That’s probably AI?”
Her brother chuckled in frustration.
“Dad is asking for you in his office. Now!”
Yes, Sha Hualing was still living with her family even at the age of twenty-seven. Not that she was struggling financially she had her own job and could definitely afford to live on her own and not work for the next two years but why would she do that?
Their parents weren’t kicking them out, and what would happen to this house? It had four bedrooms only two occupied plus one master bedroom for her mom and dad, and two offices. Basically, she had no reason to move out. She also didn’t have problems with her family, and spending time with her aging parents was enjoyable. Free food, free travels, and more time for her hobbies.
But not today. She had messed up.
Sha Hualing remembered that after crying her eyes out, Liu Mingyan had escorted her out, left for a bit, then came back with ice cream,and that was all she could remember.
*Knock knock.*
“Come in.”
Sha Hualing’s hands were shaking as she opened the door. She knew her parents wouldn’t kick her out under normal circumstances, but not today.
When she came in, it was bad. Both her parents had horrible expressions.
Sha Hualing sat down on the side couch beside her mom. She waited for them to speak first, but they didn’t, so she went first.
“Mom and Dad… mornin’...”
Her mom looked up at her, placed her hand on Sha Hualing’s knee, and asked,
“This… Liu Mingyan. Do you love her?”
WHAT???
A visible shock spread across Sha Hualing’s face. Not only were she and Liu Mingyan not close,she wasn’t even into women!
Sha Hualing smiled awkwardly and looked straight at her mom.
“Mom, Liu Mingyan was my junior in college, and yes, she’s beautiful, but I have no romantic interest in her.”
After hearing that, her father stood up, sat down beside her, and said,
“Well, that’s too bad. Your mom and I stayed up all night reading the damage control her company sent us.”
Her dad was calm as always, even though there was visible panic for his daughter.
Sha Hualing was getting frustrated.
“What damage control?”
Her mom showed her the laptop, and as she read it, the lines on her forehead kept adding up. How could they not? The letter was so unbelievable she thought it was insulting her!
Sha Hualing read aloud:
“...The entertainment company Liu Mingyan works under, Tian Xian Entertainment, wants me to be included in an upcoming (scripted) variety show as the… antagonist? How would that even work?”
As she kept reading, she saw that refusing to cooperate would result in a fine amounting to $XXXXXX.
Seeing their daughter’s face, and knowing she wouldn’t do something like this deliberately, Sha Hualing’s father said,
“Don’t worry, we’ll resolve this by paying instead.”
Well, Sha Hualing couldn’t allow that. Sure, they weren’t struggling, but they weren’t rich either. Both her parents just had good positions in their respective companies, but they had no business on the side. Sure, they could pay these damages but at the huge cost of her parents’ savings!
“Dad, no. I’ll meet up with them instead and ask them what they really want.”
A reality show? Again, how would that even work?!
Author's note:
Too much Wattpady? Ey? T^T
Continuing my fanfic of Liu Mingyan x Sha Hualing heheheheheh
You already know who I am, so be as brutal as you can in your comments.
( Believe me this is my first time creating a question, check my account)
DO NOT hold back.
Disclaimers:
1. I’m not a lesbian. I’m straight.
2.This isn’t meant to represent the lesbian community
3.Also, I have no idea about Chinese culture outside of manhuas.
4.I have no ideas on how lesbian relationship work ( obviously)
Liu Mingyan (Female) x Sha Hualing(Female)
MODERN AU
—-----PART 1:-----------
Following the wedding, there is an after party, and one of the grooms delivers a speech. Shen Jiu, known for his literary skills, is expected to deliver a speech that will satisfy family and friends. The wedding was elegant and classy,with the exception of Lou Binghe, who couldn't resist revealing his cry baby side,but above all, it was an occasion of happiness. Both grooms decided to bid farewell and all of the guests sincerely congratulated them.
Well, not Sha Hualing.
At one of the tables, a woman with dark long hair, wearing dark eyeshadow and bold red lipstick, was crying her eyes out, drunk, and mumbling about how she should be with Luo Binghe today, and you can only imagine how people reacted to seeing someone act this way at someone else's wedding! Some even whispered about escorting her out.
Hearing that, her friend whispered: "You should have listened to me and not drank!" “You're humiliating yourself". Sha Hualing's friend, Ning Yingying was relieved they were at the corner table farther away from the stage. Ever since Shen Jiu's speech started, she began drinking wine, and 30 minutes later, even after the grooms had left, she was still going at it!
Sha Hualing eager to say something with her disheveled hair and ruined makeup.
"I..-I reaĺlllllly tried learning that poetry and stuff but, professor Shen is just too good"
"And I thought Luo Binghe was into the bad girl vibe, but Shen Jiu is the polar opposite of me, exquisite, classy, and sophisticated- uhhh, what's the word? Dem demurred?
Ning Yingying , wiped her own face in irritation. Sha Hualing is a wonderful person, however she can come across as too strong at first, but after they get to know her, they will understand how caring she truly is. The hardest part is seeing how kind she is as a stranger.
"Aiyaa, Please, stop drinking already"
She seized the bottle of wine from her and got up.
"What should I do, Ning Yingying??" she asked painfully, and hugging her.
…
"What should I do? I already tried getting Lou Binghe into a lavender marriage, but he doesn't want it. He-he looks so happy today, and I am happy for him. He really went to a hole of a needle for Professor Shen, and it hurts that he didn't even give 0.001% of that effort in our relationship, even if it was just an arranged marriage."
…
"Ning Yingying ?"
"Ning Yingying ? Why are you not speaking?"
After receiving no reaction, Sha Hualing looked up and was surprised to see her junior back in college!
Liu Mingyan
Ning Yingying left as soon as she spoke to get her( Sha Hualing's) younger brother and tell him to bring home this drunkard already,however, Sha Hualing did not hear her.
She quickly rubs off her tear stains,but in the process her lip stick has smeared even more.
In contrast to her, Lou Mingyan appeared cold, composed, and beautiful, as expected from their family's genes. As Sha Hualing looked at her closely, she became conscious of her appearance, so she tried sitting up straight and combed her hair with her hands. Lou Mingyan looked surreal even at university, but tonight she's even more radiant.
Of course, people can't help but wonder why a well known woman would be with someone as bitter as Sha Hualing?!?!
Sha Hualing chose to break the silence between the two of them, knowing that her junior is a woman of few words.
"Ahem.. Sorry about that, I thought you were my friend.
"hmm it's okay"
"Sorry you just have to see me like this"
Liu Mingyan paused before replying:
"It's okay, I know what you feel"
Sha Hualing chuckled and said:
"Yes, haha..." Thank you for trying to cheer me up."
"No, I really do, that's why I attended the wedding"
Sha Hualing's eyes began to water again, and her ears reddened. She asked:
" You, don't tell me..-"
Liu Mingyan nodded, as if she were entertained.
Meanwhile, Sha Hualing felt a sense of camaraderie.
She suddenly hugged Liu Mingyan !
And began speaking things!
"I knew it! You also like Lou Binghe,that's why you used to follow me around back in uni!”
She continued to ramble while hugging Liu Mingyan .
"I know, I know, its okay to cry, just let it out Liu Mingyan "
Unbeknownst to Sha Hualing, Liu Mingyan is far from sad.
—-----PART 2:-----------
Sha Hualing woke up with a splitting headache.
“Well, at least I didn’t end up waking up under an unfamiliar ceiling,” she thought.
But the pain doubled when someone banged on her door!
“Sha Hualing! You’re finally awake? Open the door!”
Sha Hualing rolled her eyes. That was her worrisome younger brother. She was sure it was the same litany of, “You’re an embarrassment when it comes to Lou Binghe!” or, “You don’t think when it comes to Lou Binghe!”
And okay, those were true, but she could assure her brother that now that Lou Binghe was married, she had no interest in him anymore… well, she still had some, but no more trying to shoot her shots.
“Yeah, yeah, I’m going,” she muttered.
Whatever it was, she wasn’t going to deal with it. It was Sunday, and she was going to laze around.
When she opened her door:
“What?”
Her brother immediately shoved his phone in her face, and because of the light, she had to blink to focus on what exactly she was looking at.
“Hmmm?” she muttered, followed by, “Uhh?”
After a moment:
“That’s… me hugging Liu Mingyan, laughing as I was whispering random shit to her because I WAS DRUNK!”
Sha Hualing couldn’t believe the headline of the tabloid:
“An unknown musician trying to seduce an A++ producer to climb the corporate ladder. More to read-”
And below that, a video from yesterday showed Sha Hualing embarrassingly trying to kabedon Liu Mingyan, but she was the short person!
But this was taken out of context, as Sha Hualing remembered she had been thrown off balance from her drunkenness, and while walking beside Liu Mingyan, she had tried to steady herself, accidentally kabedon-ing Liu Mingyan with her arms across the wall, trapping her.
Sha Hualing clearly remembered Liu Mingyan softly smiling and saying, “It’s okay.”
Sha Hualing shoved the phone back to her brother and told him,
“So what? I’m an unknown musician uploading on soundcloud with a day job from home. This’ll die down!”
But her brother didn’t back down. He grabbed the phone back and resumed the video for Sha Hualing.
“Jie-jie, please finish the video!”
After that kabedon, Sha Hualing could be seen staring up at Liu Mingyan for a second. Then there was an exchange of words. Liu Mingyan had a gentle expression and whispered something to Sha Hualing. Sha Hualing smiled back, then tiptoed. Seeing this, Liu Mingyan had to lower her head a bit to accommodate the shorter person, but all of a sudden, Sha Hualing gave her a peck on the lips.
WHAT? WAS? THAT?
The whole video wasn’t even vulgar. It looked like a normal couple going home from a party, tipsy, without a care in the world one amused by the silly antics of their partner, one being adorable but both trusting each other enough that they would go home together.
Well… that was the problem. They WERE NOT A COUPLE!
“That’s probably AI?”
Her brother chuckled in frustration.
“Dad is asking for you in his office. Now!”
Yes, Sha Hualing was still living with her family even at the age of twenty-seven. Not that she was struggling financially she had her own job and could definitely afford to live on her own and not work for the next two years but why would she do that?
Their parents weren’t kicking them out, and what would happen to this house? It had four bedrooms only two occupied plus one master bedroom for her mom and dad, and two offices. Basically, she had no reason to move out. She also didn’t have problems with her family, and spending time with her aging parents was enjoyable. Free food, free travels, and more time for her hobbies.
But not today. She had messed up.
Sha Hualing remembered that after crying her eyes out, Liu Mingyan had escorted her out, left for a bit, then came back with ice cream,and that was all she could remember.
*Knock knock.*
“Come in.”
Sha Hualing’s hands were shaking as she opened the door. She knew her parents wouldn’t kick her out under normal circumstances, but not today.
When she came in, it was bad. Both her parents had horrible expressions.
Sha Hualing sat down on the side couch beside her mom. She waited for them to speak first, but they didn’t, so she went first.
“Mom and Dad… mornin’...”
Her mom looked up at her, placed her hand on Sha Hualing’s knee, and asked,
“This… Liu Mingyan. Do you love her?”
WHAT???
A visible shock spread across Sha Hualing’s face. Not only were she and Liu Mingyan not close,she wasn’t even into women!
Sha Hualing smiled awkwardly and looked straight at her mom.
“Mom, Liu Mingyan was my junior in college, and yes, she’s beautiful, but I have no romantic interest in her.”
After hearing that, her father stood up, sat down beside her, and said,
“Well, that’s too bad. Your mom and I stayed up all night reading the damage control her company sent us.”
Her dad was calm as always, even though there was visible panic for his daughter.
Sha Hualing was getting frustrated.
“What damage control?”
Her mom showed her the laptop, and as she read it, the lines on her forehead kept adding up. How could they not? The letter was so unbelievable she thought it was insulting her!
Sha Hualing read aloud:
“...The entertainment company Liu Mingyan works under, Tian Xian Entertainment, wants me to be included in an upcoming (scripted) variety show as the… antagonist? How would that even work?”
As she kept reading, she saw that refusing to cooperate would result in a fine amounting to $XXXXXX.
Seeing their daughter’s face, and knowing she wouldn’t do something like this deliberately, Sha Hualing’s father said,
“Don’t worry, we’ll resolve this by paying instead.”
Well, Sha Hualing couldn’t allow that. Sure, they weren’t struggling, but they weren’t rich either. Both her parents just had good positions in their respective companies, but they had no business on the side. Sure, they could pay these damages but at the huge cost of her parents’ savings!
“Dad, no. I’ll meet up with them instead and ask them what they really want.”
A reality show? Again, how would that even work?!
Author's note:
Too much Wattpady? Ey? T^T
if you're a fanfic writer, what fandom(s) have you written for? i have more fics for ninjago and omniscient reader's viewpoint than other fandoms i've wrote for. if you don't write fanfiction but are a writer too, what is the prompt of a story you've written or trying to write? i'm currently working on a fantasy novel for a project.
Saw this question somewhere else and thought it would be interesting to ask here. I think twilight sparkle and Lisa (genshin) would have great platonic chemistry.
Mario wakes up thinking about his mom
Then he sees a cat and says: "wow athat alooks alike my moma I was just thinking about her".
Then his husband calls him from the kitchen: "MARIO WAKE UP!!!! I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO OUR CHILD"
Then Mario come and says: adear are you okay?
He replied: ima fine it's just been aso arough with you lately.
Then Mario ate some apizza: mama mia! That’s aso delicious!
Then Mario say: " Luigi are you ok?"
Luigi replies: "im your father, mother, brother, sister,
"and I cheated on you and im transgender"
"With who?" Mario replies
" with your brother waluigi"
Then Luigi removes his costume and reveal his true self WALUIGI!!!
"I cheated on you with me…." It said
then Mario removes it costume and reveal his TRUE TRUE TRUE self…
*flashback to Mario removing his costume*
"that ok dear… ehem ehem" *Mario die for a minute* *then wakes up and sees his husband, father, mother, brother, sister kissing itself
Story teller: "what the moral we learned kids?
"it's ok to hit your dog"
I wrote this in 5/6th grade with my friend
Then he sees a cat and says: "wow athat alooks alike my moma I was just thinking about her".
Then his husband calls him from the kitchen: "MARIO WAKE UP!!!! I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO OUR CHILD"
Then Mario come and says: adear are you okay?
He replied: ima fine it's just been aso arough with you lately.
Then Mario ate some apizza: mama mia! That’s aso delicious!
Then Mario say: " Luigi are you ok?"
Luigi replies: "im your father, mother, brother, sister,
"and I cheated on you and im transgender"
"With who?" Mario replies
" with your brother waluigi"
Then Luigi removes his costume and reveal his true self WALUIGI!!!
"I cheated on you with me…." It said
then Mario removes it costume and reveal his TRUE TRUE TRUE self…
*flashback to Mario removing his costume*
"that ok dear… ehem ehem" *Mario die for a minute* *then wakes up and sees his husband, father, mother, brother, sister kissing itself
Story teller: "what the moral we learned kids?
"it's ok to hit your dog"
I wrote this in 5/6th grade with my friend
*Bzzz * *Bzzzz*
Hearing the sound of the buzzing alarm, Squidward mildly set if off and get up from his bed feeling refreshed. He woke up today earlier than his usual routine, pleading to avoid the annoying alarm clock of the yellow sponge next his house.
Remembering that annoying sponge,he once again took a deep breath and recited "Happy Thoughts, Happy thoughts" not wishing to remember the bastard who makes his life in Bikini bottom hell.
Anyhow, today is his day off. Meaning he's free from that Greedy cheap ass old crabs who does nothing but boss him around. Which also means he can finally do what he wants all day peacefully....
*ding* *dong*
"Squidward, are you here? BHAHAHA I know youre there, open the door"
*ding* *ding* *ding* *ding*
Or maybe not....
He sighed in annoyance, the previously bright eyes turning gloomier and gloomier as seconds pass by thinking ' Here we go again...'
He rushed towards the door, opened it and before Spongebob could utter any more words,he roared out loud in front of his face saying "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!".
Squidward then slammed his door closed as powerful as he can wanting no more interaction with his annoying childish neighbor.
"Time to take a bath" he declared, but as he turn his head around he found Spongebob grinning staring at him.
"Oh Hi Squidward"
He doesnt want to argue any longer, he just stared at him blankly and went his way to pick up Spongebob and throw him outside his house.
Squidward then proceeded to take a bath, in a defense matter. Thinking that yellow sponge will show up any moment since he doesnt know the meaning of privacy.
However, squidward finished his bath in a swift manner without disturbance surprisingly.
After dressing up, he thought of proceeding in his art room and paint to relax. But with his surprise, Spongebob is there staring at the roughly 500 self portrait paintings posted in the ceiling.
He run towards spongebob in a sinister matter, glaring at him as if he was to rip him off to pieces and questioned "Did you touch any of my masterpieces??!!!"
"Of course not Squidward HAHAHA" he hurriedly replied
"Dont you dare touch anything in here"
* pokes Squidward's shoulder*
"Is this counted?" Spongebob asked innocently
"Leave"
"But why?"
"JUST LEAVEEEE"
Squidward once again picked up Spongebob, about to throw him out of the window out of annoyance yet spongebob interrupted him.
"Oh but can I say something Squidward? "Whatever, go on"
" I think those paintings are beautiful, I cant help staring at them ever since you invited me in your house earlier"
Squidward put him down and asked with gloaming eyes "You think so?" Before switching and asked "When did I invite you??!!!"
"Yes, but why do you only draw self portrait?"
" Because nothing interests me beside myself, who is the optimum of perfecton" Squidward proclaimed as if he was on the top of the world
"Then what if I interest you?" asked Spongebob.
".... Impossible"
"Oops, I forgot i have a schedule with Mr krabs, I gotta go and im not squiding with you BHAHHAHAHA get it? "
"Yeah yeah sure, go leave"
"Okay, bye squidward"
"Yeah bye"
"Okay, bye squidward"
"..."
"Okay, bye squidward"
"...."
"Okay, bye squidward"
"WONT YOU SHUT IT ALREADY AND LEAVE??!!"
"Okay, bye squidward"
( after some time)
"Haah,finally that bastard is gone"
He then look over to the empty canvas placed in his painting easel being reflected by the sunlight.
"Maybe i should try drawing other people beside myself after all...."
He grinned slightly , and went his way to take a seat and paint.
Yes , there is no bdsm, no weird sht , no cum, no horny. im sorry for your expectations but I felt like writing a normal fanfic one.
Hearing the sound of the buzzing alarm, Squidward mildly set if off and get up from his bed feeling refreshed. He woke up today earlier than his usual routine, pleading to avoid the annoying alarm clock of the yellow sponge next his house.
Remembering that annoying sponge,he once again took a deep breath and recited "Happy Thoughts, Happy thoughts" not wishing to remember the bastard who makes his life in Bikini bottom hell.
Anyhow, today is his day off. Meaning he's free from that Greedy cheap ass old crabs who does nothing but boss him around. Which also means he can finally do what he wants all day peacefully....
*ding* *dong*
"Squidward, are you here? BHAHAHA I know youre there, open the door"
*ding* *ding* *ding* *ding*
Or maybe not....
He sighed in annoyance, the previously bright eyes turning gloomier and gloomier as seconds pass by thinking ' Here we go again...'
He rushed towards the door, opened it and before Spongebob could utter any more words,he roared out loud in front of his face saying "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!".
Squidward then slammed his door closed as powerful as he can wanting no more interaction with his annoying childish neighbor.
"Time to take a bath" he declared, but as he turn his head around he found Spongebob grinning staring at him.
"Oh Hi Squidward"
He doesnt want to argue any longer, he just stared at him blankly and went his way to pick up Spongebob and throw him outside his house.
Squidward then proceeded to take a bath, in a defense matter. Thinking that yellow sponge will show up any moment since he doesnt know the meaning of privacy.
However, squidward finished his bath in a swift manner without disturbance surprisingly.
After dressing up, he thought of proceeding in his art room and paint to relax. But with his surprise, Spongebob is there staring at the roughly 500 self portrait paintings posted in the ceiling.
He run towards spongebob in a sinister matter, glaring at him as if he was to rip him off to pieces and questioned "Did you touch any of my masterpieces??!!!"
"Of course not Squidward HAHAHA" he hurriedly replied
"Dont you dare touch anything in here"
* pokes Squidward's shoulder*
"Is this counted?" Spongebob asked innocently
"Leave"
"But why?"
"JUST LEAVEEEE"
Squidward once again picked up Spongebob, about to throw him out of the window out of annoyance yet spongebob interrupted him.
"Oh but can I say something Squidward? "Whatever, go on"
" I think those paintings are beautiful, I cant help staring at them ever since you invited me in your house earlier"
Squidward put him down and asked with gloaming eyes "You think so?" Before switching and asked "When did I invite you??!!!"
"Yes, but why do you only draw self portrait?"
" Because nothing interests me beside myself, who is the optimum of perfecton" Squidward proclaimed as if he was on the top of the world
"Then what if I interest you?" asked Spongebob.
".... Impossible"
"Oops, I forgot i have a schedule with Mr krabs, I gotta go and im not squiding with you BHAHHAHAHA get it? "
"Yeah yeah sure, go leave"
"Okay, bye squidward"
"Yeah bye"
"Okay, bye squidward"
"..."
"Okay, bye squidward"
"...."
"Okay, bye squidward"
"WONT YOU SHUT IT ALREADY AND LEAVE??!!"
"Okay, bye squidward"
( after some time)
"Haah,finally that bastard is gone"
He then look over to the empty canvas placed in his painting easel being reflected by the sunlight.
"Maybe i should try drawing other people beside myself after all...."
He grinned slightly , and went his way to take a seat and paint.
Yes , there is no bdsm, no weird sht , no cum, no horny. im sorry for your expectations but I felt like writing a normal fanfic one.
“J-joe, I can explain”
Biden was angry. He could not let Donald see people other than him. He was possessive.
“No, Donald. You know we already talked about this”
Their relationship was not yet official, but they knew about each other’s feelings. They knew they were meant to be.
“Joe....”
“Shut your pretty mouth, Donald. You know we were-“
Joe was interrupted by his lover
“Meant to be?”
Joe looked at Donald, looking the happiest he’s ever been.
“Y-you feel the same? All this time?”
“Yes, Joe, I’ve loved you ever since the election...”
“Donald....”
Joe pulled his now official lover into a deep, passionate, loving kiss, Trump, embarrassed about getting hard only because of a kiss, was comforted by Joe.
“Don’t worry, I did the same...”
Joe took out his large, throbbing cock, and rubbed it a few times before he took of Trumps pants, positioning his mega large cock into his gaping hole.
“You played with yourself, didn’t you? I’m slipping in so easily.”
Trump was embarrassed, he did, in fact, play with himself before meeting Biden. But none was said. Joe started to slip in and out, the pace becoming faster as time went by.
“J-Joe! I-I’m going to-!”
“Let’s come together, darling...”
They came, and they lived happily ever after.
Biden was angry. He could not let Donald see people other than him. He was possessive.
“No, Donald. You know we already talked about this”
Their relationship was not yet official, but they knew about each other’s feelings. They knew they were meant to be.
“Joe....”
“Shut your pretty mouth, Donald. You know we were-“
Joe was interrupted by his lover
“Meant to be?”
Joe looked at Donald, looking the happiest he’s ever been.
“Y-you feel the same? All this time?”
“Yes, Joe, I’ve loved you ever since the election...”
“Donald....”
Joe pulled his now official lover into a deep, passionate, loving kiss, Trump, embarrassed about getting hard only because of a kiss, was comforted by Joe.
“Don’t worry, I did the same...”
Joe took out his large, throbbing cock, and rubbed it a few times before he took of Trumps pants, positioning his mega large cock into his gaping hole.
“You played with yourself, didn’t you? I’m slipping in so easily.”
Trump was embarrassed, he did, in fact, play with himself before meeting Biden. But none was said. Joe started to slip in and out, the pace becoming faster as time went by.
“J-Joe! I-I’m going to-!”
“Let’s come together, darling...”
They came, and they lived happily ever after.
the street lamps dimly reflected upon the cobblestone walkway as the rainfall noisily poured and made it’s existence known. it’s bliss and burden, laughter and sorrow, tragedy and narrative were collectively vulnerable as it fell unfalteringly from the dreary cloud-filled evening autumn sky. it was as if it had a story to tell, one with an undeniable sense of boundless sorrow and a touch of gentle obscurity.
though you had an umbrella over your head, you felt as if the thick woeful spirit of your surroundings were actively trying to surround you and pull you under, drowning you soundlessly and seeping deep into your very bones without letting you let out even a single cry. feeling anxious, you tighten your grip on the handle of your umbrella and quicken your steps.
as you approached your apartment, you looked up and couldn’t help but slowly come to a stop as you saw a familiar silhouette standing in your walkway. he was drenched and without an umbrella, and had obviously been waiting for awhile. they see you and their face immediately lights up. you can’t help the tremble that pulls waveringly as your heart.
you open your mouth and your voice quivers. “barry...?”
barry b. benson. he was the last bee you wanted to see right now. against your will, however, all the feelings you had for him that had been hid away now crashed back to you in waves, as if a dam had been broken and had no way of being repaired.
barry’s antennae quaked at the sound of your voice. “...y/n.” his eyes flicker over you from top to bottom, and inexplicably you feel your body heat up under his state. he speaks again, coughing awkwardly. “you look good.”
hearing that you look down at the ground, thinking that if he suddenly saw the look in your eyes, you’d have no way of explaining the emotions that shouldn’t have been there any more. “why are you here?”
“y/n... i-i wanted to apologize. i know i don’t deserve to say this, but i can’t get rid of my feelings for you. i’ve never been able to.” he lets out a stiff laugh to cover up the silence you give him in response. “i don’t need you to feel the same, i just—”
“what about adam?” you interrupt him, finally meeting his gaze. your knuckles turn white from how hard you’re squeezing the umbrella handle, but you don’t seem to notice.
he looks gloomy at this question. “i don’t think i ever really loved him. no, that’s wrong. i definitely never loved him. i just— y/n, i was wrong.” his voice fades into a whisper. “i was wrong. i’m sorry.”
this time, you’re silent for a long time. barry seemed ready to open his mouth again, but you stopped him, shifting awkwardly under your umbrella. “...it’s cold out here in the rain. let’s go in and.. help each other warm up.”
hearing this, a beast-like fire emitted from barry’s gaze, like a quenched man who had finally seen water. he hungrily takes in your image at this moment, as if wanting to sear it into his memory for an eternity.
he swallows, his voice coming out increasingly husky.
“okay.”
though you had an umbrella over your head, you felt as if the thick woeful spirit of your surroundings were actively trying to surround you and pull you under, drowning you soundlessly and seeping deep into your very bones without letting you let out even a single cry. feeling anxious, you tighten your grip on the handle of your umbrella and quicken your steps.
as you approached your apartment, you looked up and couldn’t help but slowly come to a stop as you saw a familiar silhouette standing in your walkway. he was drenched and without an umbrella, and had obviously been waiting for awhile. they see you and their face immediately lights up. you can’t help the tremble that pulls waveringly as your heart.
you open your mouth and your voice quivers. “barry...?”
barry b. benson. he was the last bee you wanted to see right now. against your will, however, all the feelings you had for him that had been hid away now crashed back to you in waves, as if a dam had been broken and had no way of being repaired.
barry’s antennae quaked at the sound of your voice. “...y/n.” his eyes flicker over you from top to bottom, and inexplicably you feel your body heat up under his state. he speaks again, coughing awkwardly. “you look good.”
hearing that you look down at the ground, thinking that if he suddenly saw the look in your eyes, you’d have no way of explaining the emotions that shouldn’t have been there any more. “why are you here?”
“y/n... i-i wanted to apologize. i know i don’t deserve to say this, but i can’t get rid of my feelings for you. i’ve never been able to.” he lets out a stiff laugh to cover up the silence you give him in response. “i don’t need you to feel the same, i just—”
“what about adam?” you interrupt him, finally meeting his gaze. your knuckles turn white from how hard you’re squeezing the umbrella handle, but you don’t seem to notice.
he looks gloomy at this question. “i don’t think i ever really loved him. no, that’s wrong. i definitely never loved him. i just— y/n, i was wrong.” his voice fades into a whisper. “i was wrong. i’m sorry.”
this time, you’re silent for a long time. barry seemed ready to open his mouth again, but you stopped him, shifting awkwardly under your umbrella. “...it’s cold out here in the rain. let’s go in and.. help each other warm up.”
hearing this, a beast-like fire emitted from barry’s gaze, like a quenched man who had finally seen water. he hungrily takes in your image at this moment, as if wanting to sear it into his memory for an eternity.
he swallows, his voice coming out increasingly husky.
“okay.”
you attempt arson on a playmobil shop after one of their staff members told you that Lego Santa wasn't real but then all of a sudden you see your long lost lover sonic inside
What do you do?
What do you do?
He hugged you tightly as he hears your sniffles, he softly rubs your back .he then ask you to look at him, as he look into your face he couldn't help but kiss your soft lips, after a while he then says this to you
"I know it's hard, but you have to go through this for me and you, it hurts me seeing you cry, take care of yourself more and please accept the fact that im don't exist in your life y/n"
"I know it's hard, but you have to go through this for me and you, it hurts me seeing you cry, take care of yourself more and please accept the fact that im don't exist in your life y/n"
Gimmie some nostalgia.
When I was a kid my mom would passive aggressively sing “Jar of Hearts” when she was mad at my stepdad and it was golden
When I was a kid my mom would passive aggressively sing “Jar of Hearts” when she was mad at my stepdad and it was golden
Chile_anyways is literally such a fucking trdegy lik. I hate them so much heir rud and theu haev no write to eb the filing sum. I hete dem so umch
A stranger comes in your home and says that his dad and your mom are going to get married. You have no way how to confirm that and you stupidly let him in and you just go and study. He comes in your room and just sits on your bed like it's his. And him being a creep he asks "How are babies made?". You push him back and he slams you on your bed and starts kissing you and jerks you off. What would u do?
This is a real plot in a manga -_-
This is a real plot in a manga -_-
I (mega hot super smexy guy captain of the football team) see you (shy nerdy girl but actually rlly cute and has no reason to be bullied) in my sister’s room cuz you are best friends.
Me: “Are you lost baby gorl”
You:
(post what you would say)
Me: “Are you lost baby gorl”
You:
(post what you would say)
