Me : ohhh you're dead bud
The bitch : huh? Tf u say-
My besties : it seems that there will be bloodshed today
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I would say why are you telling me what I already know or if I’m not in the mood I’ll say you’re mom said that when she gave birth to you and before she died she said that you reply
"So are you" "But you're uglier tho" "look who's talking" "Are your standards that low?" Those would be my comebacks- reply
