Please Help Im Dying

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Have any of you guys just thought about doing it? I was just sitting here combing my hair thinking about if I ever had enough money to just fake my death and disappear off the face of the Earth I'd definitely do it but I'd also have them play a song at my funeral that had a cryptic message but make it super obvious for anybody that actually cared enough to look into it and if they do find out where I'm at they can come live with me and bring their family and pets if they want on my private island and live in luxury but if they ever get too annoying I can always feed them to my pet sharks I think I'd name them boo boo and chompers but surprisingly enough boo boo is the mean one