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Anyways hi guys any romcom recos? If possible straight romance
10 08,2023
Im a freshman at an engr college can anyone or someone give me tips im overthinking asf
10 08,2023
a genuine question from this curious green-horn right here liiiiiike im pretty good at pleasuring myself and for someone as h*rny as me, I wanna try having sex (in the future, not rn haha) and while I was having a lil discussion with my h*rny alter ego.. I suddenly thought, "what if they can't pleasure me?". I mean orgasm feels nice as hell but it takes time right???? so what if they cum before you?? what do you think of while doing it? how to achieve tha perfect fake moan?
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im scared asking this ques haha
21 01,2021
funny, depressing, cursed i dont care give me all of them(๑•ㅂ•)و✧
20 01,2021
Dedicated to all those bitches who are loved and think they are annoying but aren't. And for those who like ravioli to a very strange extent.
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Ravioli, ravioli,
you make wrap me up in love like a thicc cannoli.
Ravioli, you are so great,
you make me want...a second plate.
Ravioli, you are plump and luscious,
filled with meat and thicc ass fucking noodles, get the damn ratio right, omg

Ravioli, ravioli, you are slathered in a nice hot sauce,
ravioli, ravioli, you are so good when piping hot.
Ravioli, ravioli, ain't nobody gonna steal you my ravioli.
If I could, as I want, I'd marry you, my ravioli.

Ravioli, you are mine, perfect you are, cooked at just the right time.
In a pot, on a plate, you are so very great.
Ravioli, ravioli, you are my favorite food.
Ravioli, I love you, my ravioli, I'd die for you.




Shoot me
20 01,2021
Ok but does looking at a real life dick make anyone else gag or is that just me?
20 01,2021
Momo x reader fanfics
Preferably female reader
20 01,2021
Forg 20 01,2021
I'm so funny that I laugh at my own jokes :D
20 01,2021
When I'm lonely, I become hungry...and when I become hungry, I want to CHOKE on that red ████ of yours █████ your s████ and lick all of your ███ before taking out your ████ and ████ with more teeth until you're screaming ████████████████ like a fucking baby

When I'm lonely, I become hungry...and when I become hungry, I want to CHOKE on that red dick of yours fuck your s████ and lick all of your ███ before taking out your dick and fuck with more teeth until you're screaming ████████████████ like a fucking baby
20 01,2021
20 01,2021