Hate A Friend

My 8 years of being a horny ass otaku goona be either imagining some gay shit with themz mafia fuccers having a sexual staring contest or imma pretend I'm some demon ass licker when they come in my room or I'll use my long ass scissors to stab them in self defence or BICH if I have some chains, whips, handcuffs, and ropes imma do my nightly dreams ......   2 reply

Really?!? IMMA CHECK RN   1 reply

im is this the plot of riverdale season 3-   1 reply

because im a twig ill use an insect repellent to poison them since i always have one in my bedroom   reply

wait what-   reply

i'd use my perfume and a knife. i usually keep a fruit bowl in my room so thats why i have a knife. and for the perfume, maybe i'll just use the room spray/bug spray. theres either one of the three in each room.   reply

I'd turn on the gas stove on and chuck my pets outside then light the whole thing ablaze. Then say it was self defense. If that don't work out I can always stealthily knock them out with a bat since they don't know their surroundings. Plus I can always throw knives at them and if they get hit I'm gonna run up to them and grab a wire and choke them ......   reply