Being A Fucking Edgelord

One day I was lounging around my house bored as hell without anything to do. I grabbed a coke from the fridge since it's my favorite drink and then took a seat at my desk. For some reason, I had been feeling horny lately so hungrily, I stuck my slender finger down my panties. I needed more action on my clit cause my other hand was busy holding the drink. Suddenly an idea popped in my hand. Quickly acting upon it, I shook the can as hard as I could hoping the pressure would build up to a lot. Finally when it felt like it was about to pop, I angled it to my pussy and pulled up the tab. The soda spewed out at my clit and the pleasure practically made me scream. Within thirty seconds, I was able to cum. I slumped on the floor tired and overwhelmed. I kinda wanted to know how it would taste so I scooped out some of my tasty cum and gulped it down. Ugh it was so good. It had a hint of fish while also tasting exactly like coke. I grabbed my water bottle and scooped out the rest so I could drink it later. It lasted for a whole 3 days and was the best thing i've ever tasted to this day.



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