The mom: ''TIMOTHY I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR DAM HAND IN THE ALLIGATORS MOUTH!! HONEY~ YOU SEE THE DAY THESE KIDS WERE BORN I KNEW THEY'D TAKE AFTER YOU THIS IS WHY TIMOTHY'S SO SLOW!!''
The dad: "SWEETY~ WHAT LIES ARE YOU SPOUTING YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT THE GENES ARE STRONG ON YOUR SIDE,JUST LOOK SUZY'S GETTING SWALLOWED BY A SNAKE OVER HEAR...... reply
Greetings, Head Maid I've come to turn in my resignation letter. Why? Do you not know what goes on in this shit hole!? Pardon my language, I mean estate and if anything I would like a letter of recommendation. I've wasted 10 years of my life here and I want to open a new chapter. As you can also see I'm of marriageable age and need a breathe of fre...... reply