Remembered the time I almost got caught reading BL smut , so I was just talking to my mom while I was reading and then all of a sudden she jump scared me and i dropped my phone , I was soo paranoid and then when I checked my phone it was on the comment section.. Total relief!
I FEEL LIKE MY MOM DID THAT ON PURPOSE CAUSE LIKE I SCREETCH EVERTIME I READ BL AND MY MOM'S LIKE "What're u doing?.."
AND I JUST CASUALLY SAY "I'm reading."
I FEEL LIKE MY MOM DID THAT ON PURPOSE CAUSE LIKE I SCREETCH EVERTIME I READ BL AND MY MOM'S LIKE "What're u doing?.."
AND I JUST CASUALLY SAY "I'm reading."
Well if ur feeling down.. It's ok that's how life is. It with bring many bad things to you but remember they have a reason why life did that to you.. Just remember it will be good soon :)
So my parents used to have this fridge magnet with 2 turtles on it and it was a male and a female, doesn't seem like anythings wrong right?
Well you're wrong
The male was ontop of the female and the female was saying "go faster!" Cause turtles are slow right?
You probably have caught on by now
So when i was still young i always kept looking at it whenever i passed by the fridge because i didn't know what it meant and i was trying to figure it out
And little o'l untainted me thought it meant the male should walk faster bit ahaha...
LITTLE DID I KNOW RIGHT
AND THEY HAD THIS ON THE FLIPPIN FRIDGE
WHERE ITS VISIBLE FOR ANYONE TO SEE
AND VISIBLE TO PAST ME
A 7 YEAR OLD CHILD
Haha... My parents :')
Well you're wrong
The male was ontop of the female and the female was saying "go faster!" Cause turtles are slow right?
You probably have caught on by now
So when i was still young i always kept looking at it whenever i passed by the fridge because i didn't know what it meant and i was trying to figure it out
And little o'l untainted me thought it meant the male should walk faster bit ahaha...
LITTLE DID I KNOW RIGHT
AND THEY HAD THIS ON THE FLIPPIN FRIDGE
WHERE ITS VISIBLE FOR ANYONE TO SEE
AND VISIBLE TO PAST ME
A 7 YEAR OLD CHILD
Haha... My parents :')
I've been hiding this for too long, I have deceived you all.
I am actually one hundred eighty-two seven hundred thirty-seven six hundred fourty-three one hundred eighty-seven six hundred thirty-nine seven hundred sixty-four nonillion five hundred seventy-one octillion two hundred sixty-five septillion six hundred seventeen sextillion six hundred thirty-five quintillion four hundred ninety-eight quadrillion seven hundred sixty-four trillion one hundred seventy-one billion six hundred fourty-nine million one hundred seventy-three thousand six hundred fourty-five (182,737,643,187,639,764,571,265,617,635,498,764,171,649,173,645) years old...
I deeply apologize for fooling you all
I am actually one hundred eighty-two seven hundred thirty-seven six hundred fourty-three one hundred eighty-seven six hundred thirty-nine seven hundred sixty-four nonillion five hundred seventy-one octillion two hundred sixty-five septillion six hundred seventeen sextillion six hundred thirty-five quintillion four hundred ninety-eight quadrillion seven hundred sixty-four trillion one hundred seventy-one billion six hundred fourty-nine million one hundred seventy-three thousand six hundred fourty-five (182,737,643,187,639,764,571,265,617,635,498,764,171,649,173,645) years old...
I deeply apologize for fooling you all