Think Parents Are Weird

birb haha   reply

if 2 birds make a bird and that little baby grew up so well, they’d decide to make another bird and the year after that one more and a final one, but the fourth birdling didn’t make it, sadly she was stillborn. Because of grief the 2 birds stopped there. So now they have a bird family of 5. But mommy and daddy bird aren’t rich, so they had to......   reply

i am a cell in my fathers nutsack when he was still in his' fathers nutsack so um -87 years old   reply

Marriage is like playing with fire, don't play with fire.   reply

mom pick me up the amount of crazy is unbearable   reply

Nah honestly i think the bird would be a sheep, just my opinion tho   reply

Remember that time I tried to make my own body pillow?   reply