I'm Looking For Friends

Hello Mangago,

I am here to ask a rather...personal? Mundane? question. I do not really have anyone close to me I could ask this, so here I am on Mangago (once again, /le sigh/).

Ladies and gents, I’m 22, never been in a relationship, and, once again, I have a huge crush on this man from my place of work. We do not work in the same department and I’m not going to get into it, but he’s probably around 15 years older than I (don’t start), and we’ve never really talked. But I WANT THAT TO CHANGE. I feel as if I am too old to be sitting around and waiting for someone to talk to me, wasting my time (if he’s not interested I want to know now so I can MOVE ON!)

So, I promised myself that if I still liked him after I’ve found a new job I was going to try to talk to him. It seems that even though miss Covid-19 tried it, I might still acquire a new job. FINGERS CROSSED!

So, in leu of this development, I’ve settled with myself that the first thing I will do is hit him up on social media—befriended him on FB (couldn’t find insta, which I’d prefer, but beggars can’t be choosers in this situation).

THE ADVICE I NEED IS ON HOW I SHOULD SLIDE IN HIS DMs!

How do you I hit on a complete stranger?

From his social, he is not married. Yay! I’m not really looking for anything TOO serious. Just something casual (cough/sexual/cough). But I am a complete newbie and could POTENTIALLY be way over my head. But, hey, have to start with the heartbreaks somewhere, right (*smiley face-wink).

Help me out!

P.s. I might very well be wrong, but I think the attraction is rather mutual. So, I’m not heading in completely blind. He know I exist, I know that for a fact. Not too sure on anything else, though....hmm, I best not think myself out of this. I do that a lot.


HELP ME OUT WITH ACTUAL LINES!

Also, I would appreciate if the people who answered were knowledgeable, experienced, and my age or older (sorry my young and inexperienced cuties, I really want this to work).

Help me get some dick in 2020!!!!!!

......Being blunt.