Have An Unpopular Opinion

im an attention whore and i want attention!!!!!!!!!!!!

cats are better don’t @ me

i just want to tell u guys that telling me to kill my self in pms is really cute and i look forward to the messages. just tell me if u want my attention!!!

my first club wasn’t that popular with my fellow straighties, so.......

we are accepting gay people now!!!!!!!

we also have taco wednesday, so the scheduled make out session is every day except tuesdays and fridays.

as always, praise the lord!!! straight pride!!!!

predictable comments!!

some sensitive 17 year old: this is so gross and offensive wtf just bcs ur gay doesn’t mean you can be homophobic!!!

kpop girl: kpoop man drinking tea with caption probably saying no one cares or some shit idk y’all unfunny

funny person: no one cares

straightie: this is so offensive stobbit SOBS ON FLOOR!!!

reasonable person: this is satire and obviously a joke to mock homophobes and to cope with the homophobia they receive from their family and a random group of friends online!!!

kpop girl 2: another stupid kpop meme shut up oh my god..... i love kpoop but y’all annoying.

guys pick me!! pick me choose me!! im such an attention whore lolz............

i thought it funny to post a joke on a website where literally everyone is gay, such as myself, and people would laugh lmao. some people did, but y’all are straight up embarrassing

tldr: me being TRIGGERED ASF!!! at the people who can’t understand jokes!!

i can understand not getting the joke, and realizing after that im literally not homophobic and i literally like titties and coochie but apparently not. these jokes are so common on platforms like tiktok, and at least people can take the joke there, but i wasn’t aware of how sensitive y’all are on here, and I’m the clown for not realizing.

do y’all not understand sarcasm and mocking homophobes?? that’s literally what im doing. i deadass based that entire post off of something someone said to me (anti gay club) and twisted it around to seem funny. im literally mocking myself.

it’s like saying people can’t say reclaimed slurs in a joking manor towards themselves because it’s mocking their community. y’all realize how DUMB you sound??

please for the love of GOD shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing yourself.

i am gay. i can make fun of my own community. literally anyone can make fun of themselves. it wasn’t shock humor, or an attempt at being edgy. i guess you could say i was coping with the blatant homophobia from people i thought were cool at first, but started throwing around fag and slurs towards me lmao.

this isn’t even an apology or anything. It’s just a big fat juicy fuck you to the sensitive babies who can’t understand clear jokes like “anti gay club!!!!” and the MAKING OUT WITH THE SAME GENDER JOKE..,..,...... please.

oh and let me spare you with the stupid ass kpoop!!! meme replies, attention seeker!! replies, and the other unfunny overused meme replies. go touch some grass and learn how to take a joke luv!

suck my ass, and have a nice day. kisses you so romantically

we can cuddle maybe if you join my anti gay club. we almost have 15 members, and i need a cute girl to make out with to mock gay people!!