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deadass whatcha on so i know not to take it   reply
30 01,2021
Also I didn't write this I copied and pasted it here there's a video Called the Aristocrats joke on YouTube I'm pretty sure there is plenty but I took the Brandon rogers one So yea I'm not a terrible monster from the west   reply
30 01,2021
" he cums the bloody, cummy glass shards into his sister’s child cunt " yeah i need to read no more   reply
30 01,2021
IM ENGEUINELY SO CONFUSED WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?? IS THIS A REFERENCE TO SOMETHING?? HELP   reply
30 01,2021
you deserve a life sentence in an american prison   reply
30 01,2021
i wont read this because im sure i'll be traumatised. in case u read that, heres some stuff to help u forget   2 reply
30 01,2021
a mom, a dad, a brother, a sister, a baby, and grandma’s there for fun - they walk into a talent agent’s office and they tell the agent, ‘We’ve got a great act for you, it’s gonna knock your socks off.’ and the agent goes ‘We don’t do family acts, they’re too cute.’ And the dad says ‘oh but this is cute in a way you’ve never seen before, you’re gonna like it. I promise.’ and the agent says, ‘Alright you’ve got two minutes, let’s see what you got.’ “The mom and the dad start profusely making out. The agent says ‘It’s a weird opener, but I’ll stick with it. This isn’t so bad.’ Well, wait until the kids start going at it too. Tongue-in-cheek, literally. And then the sister starts to kiss the dad, and the mom is eating out the boy’s asshole. Pretty soon the whole family is locked in a terrible orgy that there is no escape from. They have reached the point of no return. “And as the orgy is happening, they begin to rotate, and the whole family, even the baby (who is being used as a dildo), they’re all rotating except for grandma who is outside the rotation of orgy because someone’s got to be there to lick the dirty parts as they go by. “And not there's just sweat and cum and piss and there’s blood because things get crazy, but it’s ok because they’re all related and so it’s fine. cackling from Brandon and the cameraman. “Now the agent is… ah, the agent has already called 911 by now. More laughing. He started dialing when he noticed the son sticking a glass rod up his penis and bending it like a - oof - like a glow stick… you just hear a hand full of pops, and then he fucks his sister with his little tiny baby dick. She’s not loving it. He gets a little too excited, he cums the bloody, cummy glass shards into his sister’s child cunt (that wasn’t part of the act). “Meanwhile, mom’s blowing dad… … right in front of the kids. Grandma’s eating out the baby’s ass hole. The baby’s eating cat food. “By now it’s probably a good time to say that the mother is retarded. And not just acceptably retarded, wheelchair retarded. Which is great because those ones drool a lot, so you’ve always got a lubed hole… which is exactly what they were using it for. Pretending to jack off two dicks toward her face at the same time “She wasn’t sure which one she hated more.
Unintelligible mumbling from the cameraman. Brandon laughs and bangs his head on the table “OKAY. “Anyways, where was I, so piss, cum shit, uhh, “Literally every bodily fluid you could think of was just smeared across this poor talent agent’s office - especially the tears. “I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN ABOUT GRANDMA. She gets up on top of the agent’s desk and pulls out a crossbow, and she shoots a grappling hook into the ceiling, and repels down, off the desk, across the room, pussy-first onto the grandson’s dick. They both fall over, he- he cracks three ribs, he dies. Laughing His last breaths were sucked out of him by the orgasm he was having, shooting his little cum shot load up side grandma. “Meanwhile, dad’s busy punch fisting the daughter’s front butt. Mom’s smearing her shitty colostomy bag all over her developing tits. “OH THE BABY, I forgot about the baby. So, it’s head came off somewhere along the way. Now, the dad picks it up and you might be thinking, oh, a decapitated baby’s head. But the dad’s thinking, Oh, a new hole! Brandon points to the center of his neck. Right here. And what do we do when we find a new hole? the cameraman says, “We make it bigger?” “We make it bigger. Brandon slams on the table again “Well, here’s where it gets gross. Cameraman wheezing. “By now, mom has fallen out of the wheelchair and she’s convulsing on the ground because at some point during the act she missed her dose. They put the headless baby’s corpse into the wheelchair and they tie a large ribbon across the room and they use it as a slingshot to sling the baby out the window. It barely missed the agent’s head. “The brother’s penis is inside the daughter, but he’s not attached to it, she cut it off and is using the blood- she's running around with tribal paints on her face. You can’t tell the difference between the brother and the sister at this point. “The daughter pulls out a noose and ties it to the chandelier, puts her neck through it, flat out hangs herself, right? Obviously, the family uses it as a pinata. You can imagine beating a kid over and over - with metal bats, by the way - you can just imagine how the crunches turn into softer and softer beats, you know? Because you’re breaking her into fine bits from the inside… and you can imagine what’s dripping on the ground. Different shades of red… and green, for some reason… brother’s cum, that’s dripping out of her as well. “They start spinning her so all her so all of her fluids are just shooting across the room. At this point, dad has filled two condoms fully with cum and he starts using them as cum-chucks on his dead daughter. She’s actually not dead yet, she’s still dying. “Did I mention the family’s black? You thought they were white this whole time. “Oh my god, look over there a black family enters and walks by ...Said that too soon. “The last memory she’ll ever have is her father’s cum in her eye right before she blacks out. “The agent goes ‘I’ve never seen an act like that in my life! What do you call yourselves?’ and the dad limps up - he’s limping because you can imagine in this terrible sex act that shit gets broke; one of his eyes is dead - the dad limps up to the agent’s desk like a walmart employee and throws his hands on it. He says ‘can I see your pocket knife?’ and the agent says ‘Alright, this man seems sane.’ He gives him the pocket knife, and the dad carves

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“Into the desk, and fills those grooves with cum before taking that pocket knife and slitting his own throat, and dying next to his wife who’s still breathing - involuntarily, mind you, because the oxygen tanks are still pumping her lungs. “The whole family is dead at this point. This wasn’t an act, this was a mass suicide disguised as an audition. It’s part of their religion. “Cops arrive, and the agent is arrested for mass murder.
30 01,2021
RP yuri on discord [Question]
blobinary 26 12,2019
hey yoooooooo, can somebody teach me rp ? because i would like to begin an RP yuri ( probably heroic fantasy ). Maybe there are going to have other genre like yaoi but it's going to be mainly yuri (=・ω・=)
26 12,2019

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