- Age 5/6: got a hanger in my eye - was whooping my bigger brother with a hanger... shit backfired and i almost went blind in my right eye
- Age 6: punched through glass - still have a nasty ass centipede looking scar from the stitches on my right arm. 16 stitches man fucking 16 stitches
- Age 7: my brother threw a magazine at my face - got a b...... 3 reply
StoryTime: My mother’s boyfriend at the time had his niece and nephew over a lot and while nobody was there the niece and I would kiss and make out cuz we were dumb and didn’t know what the fuck we were doing. We did it a lot and we were caught a couple times. When my mom broke up with the boyfriend, we moved away and I never saw her again. Lo...... 2 reply
When I was 6 I climbed out the window and sat on the roof laughing as my family tried to find me and when they did I refused to come down. (▰˘◡˘▰)
I also remember going on a naked rampage around the neighborhood... 2 reply
I remember when my neighbor's kids 'took' my thomas the train toy and SHOVED IT UP THEIR ASS no jk jk they just took it and ruined it with sharpie and since then i've had a strong hate for sharpies. I cried a lot 1 reply
I shit myself in a museum.
While i hid myself in the bathroom my grandpa, who was supervising me along with my mom, ran to the Target across the street to grab me some new underwear.
He got some of the most vicious glares from the other people in the aisle. I've never lived that down.
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So basically:
~1. I got my ass beat for tearing up my mom's leather seats in her new car.
~2. This kid had his leg broken and was harassing me. Having 2 siblings, I told him that I'd break his other leg if he kept messing with me. He cried. I didn't get my ass beat then because my family found it hilarious.
~3. I broke a lamp and vase from kicking ...... reply
Me waking up in the middle of the night seeing my grandma beating the shit out of my uncle and also me going back to sleep cause I’m an unbothered diva reply
