i was banned from using school wifi after gettin caught watching porn TWICE
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I was taking a shit in the school toilet because my bowels decided to move after 3 days of constipation (i had no other choice, it was 12 and school ended at 4:30). And I was so focused on this shit I was taking that the door was open and SOMEONE WALKED IN ON ME TAKING MY MONSTROUS DUMP. FYI I DONT FULLY SIT ON THE TOILET BC I DONT WANNA GET ASS WA...... 7 reply
My mom opened a package that was meant for me and found the vibrator I ordered.
Yeah she beat my ass good afterward and threw it away. 3 reply
Mine was fucking horrible. I think I was about 17 at the time, anyways. My aunt and her 3 daughters had come to visit our house one day and the older of the three (she was like 23) had asked to use my laptop to print out a resume. I was like, oh sure thats cool, I had completely forgotten however, that I had recently saved hentai (mizugi kanojo ep ...... 2 reply
When I wake up everyday realizing I’m still breathing. I think that’s a very “oh shitz, frick me” moment. Nothing too deep just a reoccurring realization that I’m still not fooking ded 1 reply
I was riding the bus (where I live you can pretty much stop the bus wherever you want) and I had to give my seat to an old lady because I didn't want her to fall, so here I go standing for 30 mins and the lady starts giving hints that she wanted to get off the bus so I manage my way to the stop button almost tripping multiple times and finally push...... 5 reply
I sprayed liquid ass in the bathroom at school and I could smell it all the way from the cafeteria :) 4 reply
