Called my teacher mom (multiple times). But let me tell you another tale, twas reading time in 5th grade i was minding my own business when i decided to tilt my book a little (it was hard cover but was like a plasticy material) little did i know, it sounded like i let out a big one. E V E R Y O N E looked at me, there were some side comments and laughs some people next to me even covered their nose, my cheeks reddened and i felt them start to heat up. This lasted for what felt like 5 minutes 'it wasn't me- i-it was the book, it's squeaky!' I explained in futility, i even tried to demonstrate what happened desperately dragging the book across my desk. 'it's natural it happens to everyone, it's not anything new you guys' the teachers says in response in an attempt to avert attention from me, and sway my worries. They never did understand, my truth was lost many years ago and unfortunately will most likely never be discovered by the ones there that day. I wish this fate upon no soul .
