Imagine having sex, getting pregnant, and actually choosing to raise children...If I had those little devils running around on my turf I'd shoot em on sight.
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Funny story haha I actually told my friend "Hey wouldn't it be hella scary if you were doing anal sex and the condom slipped off and got stuck in the person's asshole? lol" and they deadass went "wdym? It happens." and I asked "condoms get stuck in assholes on the regular? This isn't weird to you?!" and they replied "yeah it's more common than you ...... 1 reply
ahah imagine feeling warmth and love from someone else other than the bit you get from your family...and imagine sleeping with your enemy Σ(っ°Д °;っ
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