Parent: boys are trouble! me: like girls! them: no! me: become non binary and pansexual!! parents: God dammit!! reply
Parents: Get more friends
Me: *goes out more with friends*
Parents: You don't stay home and work enough!
Me:
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me: homophobia, sexism and racism is bad!!
parents: yeah!
also my parents: trump 2020
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Me: wishing that i could have a good singing voice
Parents: stop comparing yourself to other people, your singing voice is already really good :)
Me: gets a b on a test
Parents: compares me to that one kid that got an a+
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me: *does anything wrong*
parents: see, back in the ancient olden antique 100 B.C. *rambles about how things were not invented then and how eAsY and diFfiCuLt it was simultaneously while somehow being bigoted in every shape and form*
me:
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Parents: be kind to everyone! Love everyone! :D
Me: I think being gay isn’t a choice.
Dad: now listen here you little- reply
Parents: I'll support you whatever you want to become :>
Me: Comes out*
Parents: "You're already disowned!" reply
