Life is soup, i am fork

just a fork searching for its toaster   1 reply

just existing is painful but once i was at a chinese heritage festival thing, and it was held inside of a highschool. i thought i saw my friend, so i ran up to her yelling her name. when she didn't reply i was like "wtf. are you ignoring me, i'm screaming my lungs out over here" and kind of aggressively shouted her name louder at her. when i go......   reply

me who's like perfect at everything   reply

i had a dream where i opened my mouth and there was a fly the size of a golfball was in my ear and there was larvae, like i opened my mouth and there were cobwebs and i looked in the mirror there was the fly and larvae in my ear, idk how that happened but it was so scary   reply

Lol, this didn't happen to me but had a friend who's a big fan of this band that was doing a world tour and this was the first time she'd go to a concert and seeing her idols irl. Managed to get a ticket 3 months in advance, took a hour bus ride to get to the city (where they planned to stay a couple days) then got sick on the day of the concert. ......   reply

4 year old me falling down my stairs with pudding in my hand that went all over my face...   reply