panic at the nono

Bro...I get that I am a horny teenager and have seen some shit on the internet, but this is too much.
So I am scrolling through reddit with the shitiest gay porn site open in the other tab. I have everything muted.
And then I switch the tabs and the fucking shit did I see?
I see a guy having sex with himself. Like doing the nasty with his own d.
The fuck. How does that even work?
I then poured bleach in my eyes, deleted my browser history, and deleted my google account.
Wish I had stayed on reddit.