Rant about English

Can I just say, English is really pissing me off rn, we're doing poetry and everything is ABSOLUTE WAFFLE I STG
My teacher asked me what the starting point of the paragraph would be so I answered, you know what he fucking does? HE TAKES WHAT I SAID, BUT PUTS IT IN ABOUT 20 WORDS, I'm gonna be a triple s tier waffler by the end of this year guys u mark my words; in fact I've already been practicing, get a load of this
"I have a kink" to;
"I have begun to contemplate the fact that I may have acquired a slightly odd sexual desire" Y'ALL SEE THAT, IM ALREADY GOING PLACES