Pov: We are in Greek Mythology times.

i just sneezed and gave birth to a satyr mushroom human hybrid. also zeus's pp is all up in my business KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS   reply

Y’all nasty hoes are waiting to see if Narcissus actually fucks himself   reply

greek mythology? is that like,,, jesus or smth? im sorry im dumb   1 reply

Guys, I know that Medusa is bad and all, but like, she's kinda hot   4 reply

Walks in on Zeus having sex with Hades Isn’t that you br- never mind you did force your sister to marry you. AYE ADONIS ILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH LIGHTNING IF YOU WANT WINK WINK -my dumbass trying to flirt with Adonis before Zeus struck him down with lightning-   reply

Me tryna flirt with Hades and eating the whole ass pomegranate:   reply

Welp I'm going to die because I'm useless as fuck so at least I'll be used as a sacrifice for something probably or maybe I'm that useless I can't even be a sacrifice   reply

I'm legit Hephaestus because I'm ugly af (not actually me lol)   reply