come to my funeral

Hello everyone, today we are mourning my death. In 40 minutes my mum will come home and see the hole in the wall i made. i forgot the door peg, the thing that stops the door handle from breaking the wall, got broken by my adorably stupid dog. so i opened the door really hard and put a hole in the wall, i am dead. so so so so DEAD, please come to my funeral and say nice things you guys