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can someone help my english?? i just need to know! ;(
can you guys help my English?? I'm not very good at typing it and I often make mistakes. so, can someone help me?? anyways, here's the example:
It is regrettable that my grandiloquent verbosity has caused your grievance. You must understand that any effected vexation is entirely fortuitous on my part; your allegation as to the frivolity of my lexicon is entirely calumny. As I am not recalcitrant, obstreperous, nor pertinacious, I do not intend to become inimical. Rather, I will authenticate my full alacrity for the furtherance of a probable acquaintanceship. Henceforth, I shall communicate exclusively in the vernacular.
What are you trying to do? Insult me? Insult my broken english? Kill my family? Summon Satan? Form a cult? Steal my dog? What are your intentions?
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I’m upset that this is my most liked comment. This is basic English you learn in 7th grade.
It’s very wordy. Often, using big words and complex sentences doesn’t get your message across any better than using simpler sentences and words with less syllables would.
It sounds like you took very simple words and ran them through a thesaurus.
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Aha anyways, here's the less smartass version of this:-
"It's upsetting that my unnecessary use of excess, extravagant-sounding words has upset you. Be aware that your annoyance is quite fortunate on my part; your claim of my vocabulary usage being humorous is insulting. Since I'm not uncooperative, undisciplined, nor single-minded, I'll be friend...... 5 reply
I'm sorry, i cant help you with that. it's beyond my vocabulary and i speak fluent English. all these freaking words are hurting my brain. ask someone that speak godly english or sum. a baddie can't read that.
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Damn. We all fell for a trap. People be like 'omg i need help in english' then they speak like they popped out of the old english times as they tip off their hat and put on their goddamn coats while holding tea. reply
Don't be too impressed people. A lot of these words are misused. For one thing grandiloquent verbosity is redundant. Those words mean the same thing. While the word fortuitous does actually mean accidentally, it's more commonly used to mean a lucky accident, so it's a bad word choice. The use of the words frivolity, authenticate, and calumny are ju...... 2 reply
