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Green Apples are better than Red Apples. Green Apples are better,hear me out. Green Apples have a consistent delicious fresh taste,they taste like literal sour candy and is bliss to eat Red Apples on the other hand have an inconsistent awful taste+Aftertaste thats somehow worse than the apple itself. Green Apples have a ripe crisp taste,akin to those Red Apples in movies, they have a delicious tart sour taste+having consistent sides.Yea they may be harder to snack on slice by slice but its sacrifices. Basically i prefer Green Apples because they're simply superior