Jumbled words

I accidentally called my teacher "mom" instead of "ma'am"   1 reply

I said I’m gay instead of I’m Ray when I first met someone.   1 reply

Once during class I’ve said... Orgasm instead of organism Chile(ch isle) instead Chile And semen instead of Yemen I’m an embarrassment... (Yes Ik im using this gif too much... but it signifies my life)   reply

I didn't say it but instead text it. My mom is a quick texter, so once she sees a text she instantly replied. She was supposed to have come home yesterday but she didn't so I texted her "When are you coming hoe?" SHE INSTANTLY CALLED ME, I WAS FUCKING SHITTING IN MY PANTS. I DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN, SHE JUST WENT OFF! She then said "Jus......   2 reply

I accidentally called my teacher daddy cause the name of cookie are called "dads" and I was doing weird shit with a cookie and my teacher was wondering why I was aggressively shaking a cookie screaming. and I was trying to explain what I was doing but just said "daddy," he left the classroom before I said but that doesnt mean didn't I die that day,......   1 reply