Your funniest f/ck up

All my fuck-ups are unfunny so I'mma just keep the trauma to myself   1 reply

Wore high heels to go shopping in rural dusty area, acted all sexy with a cat walk, ended up tripping over my own feet and eating dirt.   reply

Snorted a fruit snack   reply

DISCLAIMER: Don't reproduce my stupidity at home ya'll. Okay, so this happened back when I used to be a smoker. I'd been staying over at a friend's for a while, and one evening, we for some reason decided that we felt like playing a good old school game of truth or dare. Anyways, so, one thing led to another, I picked D. and he dared me to go and ......   reply

Making a hate club ab myself. Ok so basically I made a supposed “hate club” where I was literally saying my username and just putting the words that your phone recommends, so it just didn’t makes sense at all. And that was the point cuz I was trying to make fun of people who make hate clubs because there grammar is trash, and the things they ......   3 reply

My sister said that if you put smarties in your drink and eat smarties at the same time, it will actually taste better. I had fucking soda and pop that shit right in, when I tell you at threw up everywhere, I did. I put the entire packet in, and left two out to eat.   reply