i was in elementary school and we got to go to a dance in 4th grade if we were good kids. so me, the perfect little angel, went and the dj asked what we wanted to do. everyone else said nothing but i screamed at the top of my lungs "THE CHICKEN DANCE" and everyone turned around and looked at me and said "NOOOO" and my friend pretended she didn't kn...... reply
Bro when I was younger my mom told me she asked me if I wanted the rest of the rice and apparently I was sleep walking and went back to sleep. it was like 10 years ago, but I want to cry every time I think about it because I wanted that rice.... reply
i wanted to watch anime but u know how most illegal websites have those porn ads right? didnt bother 10 year old me tho. watched on my moms laptop. i think i forgot to close it or something cause the next thing i got from her was a VERY AWKWARD TALK ABOUT PORN AND EVERYTHING. and i had to explain it to her so many times that i was watching anime. N...... reply
i- hmm . . . probably when i was in 1st grade i need to use the bathroom- my bitch of a teacher refused; anyways yall can guess what happened next- so i went to the nurses office and my grandmother picked me up . . . timeskip to a couple years ago when i was in 6th grade some bitch looks over at me (she has that fake friendly smile and tone in her ...... reply
I was blowing up a water balloon... It popped and when it did it scared me so bad I had snot come out of my nose and I farted... Worst part MY NOSE STARTED BLEEDING reply
