I just wanna die....... Of boredom.

Usually I know what to say,

But today,

Oh, today

Today is not a good day

I found an ant in my pants

And somehow I've dirtied my pale, clean hands!

I'm bored beyond far

And I think I just wrecked my sister's car!

My grandma is yelling at my mom

And my brother killed our cat named tom!

I lost my fucking goddamn phone

And I dropped my forsaken icecream cone!

I come up with better rhymes, that much is true

But look here, there isn't much that I can do!

I would cry but I can't find my voice

I think it's in the kitchen, that's where lies all the noise!

This is confusing, yes, I fucking know

But believe me when I say I wouldn't even stoop this low!

Usually I would know what to say,

But today,

Oh, today

Today is not a good day