heres a cat I made before you start reading :]
"sniped with a bow"
"some PEASANT said he was king" - history teacher (he said peasant very loudly >. reply
"Lemme see that juicy booty"
"Bark- bark- meow"
"SHUT THE F__K UP BAHAHA"
"She said grinning at her pu__y"
"Ngh~!"
"*Thrusts* Gundham Tanaka: Ah~"
"Robot: *Downloads jealousy and licks cats p__sy*"
"Cat: Ah~ Mr. Bee I'm gonna cum~!"
"Scatdoobaadobeoboebdoe"
"God sees our sins"
"FUCK ME HARDERRRRR"
"NGH~ ANH~"
"D-dream~! I-I'm coming!"
"Go on George...... reply
"suffocate bitch" "woke up to x and thought you died" "7th grade…" "no homo club" "its just apple juice" "cause obviously I didn't do it yesterday" "what are you doing step-bro" those are a few off the top of my head lmaoooo reply
it’s more like something i say to another yaoi friend if we’re in public
(or in front of my racist and sexist AND anti-lgbtq parents)
“bicycle”
“the first wheel of a bicycle”
“the second wheel of a bicycle”
“the second wheel of a bicycle ran over the first wheel”
“they sold the bike seat”
“the bicycle went for sale-“ 3 reply