We're in a party

soo um... who knows how to work the sink? im trying to wash some random chicks puke down it but idk how it works...   reply

Who’s Jim?   1 reply

I'm playing porn on the big ass flat screen tv just cause.   reply

I'm in the best dang outfit you ever did see, getting super drunk, and hooking up with anyone who has the guts to flirt with me. Of course after (assuming I'm not in jail for under age drinking) I'm going back to my default mode and pretending I have no idea what happened.(づ￣ ³￣)づ   reply

def not screaming FUCK THE POLICE.... I would never.... UwU ;)   1 reply

probably awkwardly standing in the corner pretending im invisible   reply