Weird sayings

I was talking to my sister about this novel we're both reading and I was like "imma deadass drop kick a bitch if they fuck up this story", and my mom just looked at us like we were crazy and asked how do you dropkick someone and told me that's not proper English we're just making things up at this point.
She hates when we say
"It do be like that"
"That (gender) is so fucking rude looking that fine"
"Aight bet"
"Fuck that tea is hot"

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a woman's tits is all i need 20 05,2021

i'm surprised ur mom didn't kick u out for swearing too much, r u perhaps not asian? 2 reply

20 05,2021

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gofish 20 05,2021

"sleep tight don't let the bedbugs bite" like the only bedbug in my bed is me reply

20 05,2021

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aphrodite's wife 20 05,2021

and then there is my mom hitting the fuck out of me if i even say shit, mf im going to college next year 1 reply

20 05,2021

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Aidh 20 05,2021

Y'all be having it easy nowadays, the first time I've swear is when I was 20. reply

20 05,2021

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um- 20 05,2021

Yea I always go around the house saying "I hate men" like literally every issue I have, just say "I hate men" and everything will be ok, but at this point my dads so done with me, he just sits and listens reply

20 05,2021

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Nye 20 05,2021

wait, people really don't know that those phrases are ebonics?? Kind of weird that people claim it's "improper English" when it's literally a dialect lol. I speak that way with my parents, friends, sometimes even teachers. 1 reply

20 05,2021

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[DELETED] 20 05,2021

yea i say "Christ on a stick" and my sister thinks im a psychopath.... that uncultured swine... smash like if you know what its from I also say "That ain't it, chief" I dont know i have no clue WHERE this came from but i just started saying it and i love it but everyone else thinks im weird And "asshat" i call people asshats because i watched cann...... reply

20 05,2021

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