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Are your parents perverted...?
So, I was pretending to sleep (don't ask why) and I hear my little sister ask my parents of words that start with or and the first thing my dad said was orgy... LIKE WTF-
Mine usually aren’t but they can be especially when they’re drinking. If they have me be their designated driver I make one sit in the front seat and one in the back because I’m still scarred from when I was 17 and I was their dd for the first time- my mom tried having sex with my dad in the back seat & kept talking about how much she wanted ...... 1 reply
My mom recently had bariatric surgery and ever since she got her nice figure back, she keeps talking about spicy outfit she buys to "wear in the bedroom" and I HATE HEARING ABOUT IT reply
I went through my dads phone when I was little and saw pictures of my moms ass- and you know what- ( don't ask how I know what it looks like ) and he had other pictures of women koochys in his phone. :D
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damn wtf everyone here needs new parents
Highkey glad I was immediately yeeted to my grandparents the moment the doctor lifted me from my mother's womb..... reply