MO DAO ZU SHI SEASON 1 EXCEPT IT'S EXPLAINED BY MY DRUNK ASS

Mo Dao Zu Shi AKA The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation.

So our SPOILERIFIC STORY BEGINS *Wiggles eyebrows aggressively*

In some shitty ass barn where poor sad bitch Mo Xuan Yu, who sacrifices himself and all his life points to special summon the reincarnated spirit of Wei Wuxian.

The former alleged master of Diabolibizisism, who was killed 13 years prior by a TRAITORRRRR-

Finding himself forcibly reincarnated in a Bishou-Loco's body, Wei sets out to grant the unknown wishes his summoner FAILED TO WRITE DOWN and ventures to the nearby town meeting Mo's asshat family members and trolling them in front of the visiting cultivators from the Gusu Lan sect.

Later that night the compound was attacked by the GHOST OF FAPPING PASS-

Killing the family members of Mo Xuan Yu which turned out to be his summoning wishes(That was easy-)

But as the ghost hand continues to threaten everyone's livelihood and FAP THEM ALL TO DEATH-

A glorious man in white arrives and saves everyone with his BAMBOOSTIC ACOUSTICS-

Forcing the ghost arm to flee and MUTUALLY MASTURBATE ANOTHER NIGHT-

Wei Wuxian knows the musical man Lan Zhan as they were acquaintances from his past life, so he runs his ass of to a nearby forest because reconnecting with people on facebook is one thing- but in real life- (gurl bYE-)

While travelling through the forest Wei encounters another FORMER friend

This time his formr BFFL Jiang Cheng who immediately finds the Wei possessed Mo HELLA SUS-

But suspicions have to wait because GRAND SEXY BUDDHETTE SOON ATTACKS AFTER BEING POSSESSED BY THE GHOST ARM WHICH MUST BE SICK OF BEATING MEAT- *Lenny Face*

With no one standing a chance against Buddhette Wei risks his cover being blown and makes a bnootleg dragon dagger, whichh fails to summon the dragon zoar which would've beeen ideal to fight the kaiju-

But does summon the next best thing, The raging ghost general Wen Ning.

Who proceeds to body Buddhette and her new friend JILL-

But in the chaos Wei Wuxian gets discovered using his signature technique by bothe Lan Zhan and JiangChen, with the latter using his magic whip in a rage t force Wei out of SpiRIT UNITY-

But that shit don't work and he manages to keep his cover as just anotherBISHOULOCO-

LanZHan steps in and defends dead bae saying he'll take Responsibility for him to Juang Chen's ire bUT HIS PETTY ASS LEAVES REGARDLESS LMAO-

NOW CUE FLASHBACK FOR THE REST OF THE 1ST SEASON AS WE LEARNED THE STORY OF WEI WU XIAN THE SPUNKY NON COMFORMIST CULTIVATOR AND ADOPTED CHILD OF THE YUN MENG JENG SECT HIS BITTER BESTIE JIANG CHEN OF THE SAME SECT AND THE TSUNDRE LAN ZHN FROM THE GUSU LAN SECT AS THEY STUDY TO BECOME PROFFESSSIONAL CULTIVATORS THROUGH BATTLES AGINST THE WALKING DEAAD A LION TURTLEL AND SEVERE GLOBAL WARMING

WHILE ALONG THE WAY MEETNG THE ADORABLE WEN NING WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, AWWWW WEN NING SO SWEET, WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED- DISCOVERING HOW WEI WU XIAN EMBRACED THE D A R K N E S S FROM THE FOG OF LOST SSSSSSSOULS AND WITNESSING THE C U L T I V A T I O N (LENNY FACE) OF WEI WUXIAN AND LAN ZHAN'S RELATIONSHIP, FROM THEIR INITIAL MOOONLIGHT FLIRTACEONS, TO BEING STUCK IN THE CAVE OF TWO LOVERS TO THEIR VERY FIRST FIGHT- A SERIES OF EVENTS ALL PUT INTO MOTION WHEN THE FIRE NATION(WEN SECT) ATTACKED!!!