What is your earliest memory?

I appeared in a neighborhood chasing some squirrels   reply

I saw my sister using my mom's vibrator as a messager   1 reply

Actually my earliest memory is beautiful but also disappointing because I’m an idiot. So I live in south USA and it never snows here like ever. I was 2 years old, and it was snowing outside. I was too afraid to go outside with my older sister while she played in the snow, so I sat in a Dora tent by the window bundled up in a blanket and watched h......   reply

My parents fucking…not a very great memory   reply

I was just at work today organizing crackers   reply

Peeing in front of the bathroom door cuz my dad takes too long to shit   reply