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my mom looked through my whole phone and found out I'm trans and bisexual. I'm literally shaking as I type this, she keeps misgendering me on purpose I can't even think properly. please just make a good joke or or anything that'll help me feel better I'm sorry if this is weird but please

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✨Pussay~Sangwoowoo✨ 25 06,2021

What do u call a cow in the middle of an earthquake? A milkshake #urmomsanass reply

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yuu 25 06,2021

what do you call Flash when he's late? Flashlate. Ahaha.. reply

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Useless カス 25 06,2021

Im not funny, but I have a stash of blushing faces, so hope this helps. 2 reply

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Hime 25 06,2021

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper? Because he had little patients! reply

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凯 25 06,2021

What do u call a magic dog? A labracadabrador And also cute and funny pics to make u feel better 3 reply

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Kyeet_127 25 06,2021

Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his body? He’s all right now (thank you google and make sure you put your “mom” in the worst retirement center you can find :) ) reply

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um- 25 06,2021

First of all, FUCK YOUR MOM. Second of all, you're valid, and I'm so sorry this happened and that your life sucks atm, parents are shit. Also, https://youtu.be/1FUhPZkDkm8 here's a baby whale shark trying to eat bubbles, and also why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs reply

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ur missing homework || he/they 25 06,2021

thank you guys um even tho the situation isn't any better you guys still made my mood better ily um idk what else to say just thank you very much for getting my mind off of all this shit reply

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