like come on bro

not you poking me then running away, we're in college not elementary school he's got zero rizz, he was talking to some other girls but looking at me, dude says a girl could be flat as fuck but be dead sexy but a girl could be thick and ugly, like not you calling me flat, like i'm slim and under 100 pounds but back tf up bro, he says other cringe stuff too
and there's another who will briefly say i'm beautiful as I walk past(I walk fast and it's hard to hear him when he does this)