i was getting my teeth cleaned n i thought the dentist was putting the air suction thing in my mouth but it was his fuckin finger and i sucked on his finger bro def thought i was gay 4 reply
LITERALLY EVERYRIME I GO HOME FROM PRACTICE WITH MY COACH LIKE ITS SO AWKWARD ITS SJGAJWOAJSHEMKAKS
We make some small talk but it usually last about 6 seconds 1 reply
I got top two moments, my friends dad walked in during sex and bro stood there for a solid minute n left when we was done fucking n we went downstairs he asked if we were finished so we can go out and eat (legit COULDNT look at this man in the face anymore n stopped going to their house), the other time was when I lied about watching fruits basket ...... 4 reply
My top picks off the top of my head for my most awkward moments are
When I'm on the escalator and you try to look anywhere but the girl in front of me.
Or when I'm left alone with someone I don't know and I try to make small talk and it goes something like "Hi" "Hi" "Hru?" "Good,you?" "Good" "...".
Or when a girl is taller than me and I have to ...... 1 reply
It was during exam, I was the 1st to finish so I got up and walked (I had heels and it was dead silent so you could hear the sound) to give my paper but I fuckin fell ON the teacher IN FRONT OF 100+ STUDENTS DJVFKSVDKSKWBJZ IT WAS SO SILENT LIKE THEY WERE STARING SO I APOLOGIZED AND RUSHED OUT TO GO CRY 1 reply
When i was in the lego store and the kid behind me said really loudly " Mommy, i thought kids only can get toys " reply
Shitted myself on the classroom at 4th grade. Told everyone it wasnt me and blamed someone. Stood up and the shit dropped outmy panties. 2 reply
tbh any minute of my work literally on Saturdays i do not understand anything cuz they have deep scottish accents like to a point u thinking are they speaking the same language as u it so fucking awakard reply
