Why are mean girls so attractive???

I like mean girls. Not the ones that are plain on rude to suck up to those around them. No. I like girls who make fun of you yet let you stay close just to keep you near as a pet, as a precious keepsake, as a part of their existence.

Girls who are eccentric, those who don't care about anyone's opinion but their own and those who do things for their own selfish gain. Even though they have a soft side they refuse to show as it will get in the way of their huge ego. To them pride is everything, yet they flaunt it like it's an accessory purchased at the highest bid. It's so pathetic, but so entertaining to watch and really fucking attractive.

With that said, how do i tell my bully she's lovely?