*whilst reading a love poem in class*
'I want to eat your skin like a whole almond' - poem
"Sounds like vore" - Student D
"Do I want to know what you just said?" - English teacher
"Not really" - Student D
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*we made headache medicine in chem*
"Can we eat it?" - Student A
"No." - chem teacher
"Can we eat it?" - Student A
"No." - chem teacher
"Can we eat it?" - Student A
"No." - chem teacher
... *he has a pile of like somewhat pure headache medicine*
"Can we eat that?" - Student A
"No." - chem teacher
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"WHY ARE YOU USING A KNIFE TO CUT YOUR ANSWERS INTO THE QUIZ???" - chem teacher
"They're not the answers, it's diene,* cause I'm dying." - Student A
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"consensual sex" - someone said this in the middle of making headache medicine and I have no idea why
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"Are all of you ready to fail?" - chem teacher
"We already did." - student B
(we actually did NOT, the last quiz average was 58%, not counting the person who was absent, our quizzes are worth maybe 1% and we've have like 20, so they're basically worth nothing)
*this is diene
I marked his quiz, he got a 75%, which is actually really good, considering the average is probably 50%. He kept on whining about how he failed and I told him, "You didn't fail, you did pretty well."
He looked at me, "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???"
"Yeah."
"... Woaaaah, student B, did you see that? I did better than you haha loser."
"You don't know what I got."
"Higher than you lol"
(They're twins, student A and student B)
