“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us two together.”
Simply because it’s the only pickup-line that I can actually remember, it’s terrible. reply
You know there are 20 letters in the alphabet?
*if you’re dating a smart person and not a dumbass they should say* There should be 26
Oh yeah, I forgot U R A Q T.
But that’s only 25
Oh right, I forgot to give you the D 2 reply
I'll give u a kiss if u don't like it, u can return it
They say ur tongue is the strongest muscle in ur body. Wanna fight?
I think there's something wrong with my eyes, I just can't.... take them off u
Can I have ur picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
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Did it hurt?
*What when I fell from heaven?*
No, when you fell from the vending machine cuz u a snacc
Your so hot my zipper is falling for u
are you a haunted house because imma scream when I'm in you.
I was feeling very off today but then you turned me on
Make like a bacon and STRIP
Did you take vitamin D today? Do you want to?
Treat me like...... reply
Hey I like space and my favourite planet is ur anus
(Came up with this when I was like 7 and I still haven’t forgotten it but I still haven’t actually used it either ╥﹏╥) reply
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
Hahahha this is not mine but this pick up lines are cool so this shall be my fav! 1 reply
