Bear cuz their way less likely to attack u then u think and u can actually scare off a good portion of em by making yourself looking bigger and yelling at em to back off. Unless it's a polar bear. Then you're cooked. Either way bear cuz it'd be cool to be eaten by a bear (and I kinda hate men).
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the actual question is "would you rather risk getting killed or risk getting raped & tortured & killed?" a lot of men dont understand that what we're trying to do is not maximizing the chance of staying alive but minimizing the risk of going through things worse than death (which doesnt even seem unlikely with the amount of men saying they would se...... reply
man. cause i always carry a pocket knife with me and i can just go to stabby town if he tries smth.
can't imagine that a lil stab would do anything to a bear tho. reply
The more logical answer is the bear, since the chance of getting attacked is extremely low, and the man would really just be a hit or miss. But the thought of being mauled by a bear scares the living hell out of me, so I'd still choose the man reply
Man bcs if i saw a bear in the forest i'd 100% panic and start running. And i def wouldn't be able to remember all the different "what to do if you see a bear".
If a bear attacks me, i'll prob die, very painfully. I've seen those guys tear the skin off of living salmons.
If a guy attacks me i'll just bite his nutsack or something, besides, i'd r...... 1 reply