Useless talent you have?

I can do a really good anime hentai girl impression   2 reply

I can do sooo many tongue tricks. It's hard to explain in words lol. My fav one is, I can literally fold my tongue in half like a paper and paste it on the other half even for hours without the support of the roof of my mouth/teeth/lips. I've never met anyone else who can do it. I can't even find a pic of it online.   reply

Can move my ears lmao, also my boobs too   1 reply

I'm like pet magnet no matter where I go even if I try to run after a rat they would run towards me like some stupid lovers reunion. And I find it ridiculous cuz I hate animals except for cats and penguins ┑(￣Д ￣)┍   reply

can burp on command but i think it messed uo my throat cuz it always makes weird gurgling noises randomly   1 reply

I have the entire "to be or not to be" from Hamlet speech memorized (and can recite it to you in 30 seconds) I have the entire "tomorrow and tomorrow" speech from Macbeth memorized I have the entire "the quality of mercy" speech from the merchant of Venice memorized I have Shakespeare's "sonnet number 18" memorized I have the entire King Henry V "S......   1 reply

the one where you relax your eye muscles and everything becomes blurry, it kinda comes in handy sometimes tho   2 reply