Pussy too big it doesn’t fit in my pants

I tried to put on my pants but omg it not only gave me a HUGE cameltoe but bc my clit is 65 inches it looked like I tucked 35 tomatos inside my pants and when I tried to take the pants off my clit was so strong the pressure broke the pants in half and now I’m left w leg warmers
Anyone else got this problem I feel like I’m going insane…with great coochie comes great responsibility