How does one reply to "omg you're so short" w/o sounding like a pick me

“I’m not short” is literally all I say so awkward when a dude picks on your height but they’re barely 5’7/170cm LOL cuz I’m 5’4/163cm like boyyy stfu ur cringe as hell. Also same with hands. I have pretty big hands and I’ve only ever met one girl in my life who had bigger hands than me   reply

Idk just stare with the most disgusted look you can make, they usually start backtracking after that   reply

"You know what else is short?"   reply

i just say "oh yeah?" and then change the subject bc how are you supposed to respond to that anyway?   reply

I just say that "I've already accepted the fact", idk bro. I hope I don't sound like some pick me, ffs like I get teased so much, I've just come to accept and agree.   reply

This should also apply to feet too... I know thats weird, but I literally have such small toes that my feet look the same as when I was in freaking middle school that was over 10 years ago bro. I am a size 7.5 US women's and thats pretty average I think, but my toes are soo short. Other than that I am actually a bit above the average height for wo......   1 reply